What did he do to deserve even 1 minute of my time?

Thank you so much for my shopping today. I was actually really quite pleased. You exceeded

my expectations. I mean, the Hermes bracelet was a good start. In fact, it actually matches

my belt, so great brownie points for that one. Oh, I can see your little dick twitching.

Nice to see you. I mean, what else did you get me? I'll give you a little slow jerk to

start off with, and then I'll maybe unbox a few more gifts. See if that gets me excited