I Heard You're a Virgin trailer

I can't actually believe that you're a virgin. I thought it was just a rumor. How embarrassing! There must be something wrong with you. Do you realise how much of a massive loser that makes you? I'm going to tell everyone! Especially my pretty and hot girlfriends. Now we'll all be laughing at you and making fun of you and you'll wish you never told me. It's ok though. Whilst you're sat at home, all sad and alone, all you have to do is put on some porn so you can fuck your stupid hand pussy. You may aswell because you're never going to get real pussy! You're going to pussy free for life! Go on, say it for me. Put an L symbol above your head with one hand and jerk off with the other as you tell me how much of a pathetic virgin hand pumper you are! Hahaha! Oh wow. Spoken like a true pussyless beta.